i don't need to become a peta vegan but i want faux fur

Seriously, I don't know why two weeks later I am shit out of luck on the faux fur front for my capsule wardrobe. Where are these beasts hiding! Anyone have secret tips for where they hunt down their faux fur pieces that isn't downright hideous or breaks the bank? I've been trolling eBay for a hot minute. You know I can't wear real fur. Seeing as they have to kill animals for that and all. The day I realize being personally skinned alive is more soothing than a day at the spa is when you'll find me blissfully returning to the ignorance that is wearing real fur. #justsayin