Today's joke of the day is brought to you in association with my Mither (that's Mom to my American readers):
Bono is playing a U2 concert in Glasgow when he asks the audience for some quiet.
Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.
Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone: "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
A voice from near the front pierces the silence: "Well, stop f***ing doing it then!"
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