Stupid Headline Sunday 061117
It’s time again for
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
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North Carolina boat exploded after gas was pumped into fishing rod holder – This is a fairly simple mistake to make…if you’re a moron!
Two gigantic black holes spotted merging into one terrifying monster – I haven’t read this one yet…please lord, let it be about astronomy!
Utah boy pledges allegiance to flag when no one's looking – This brings to mind the classic philosophic question - If a boy pledges allegiance to the flag and no one is looking, did he even pledge at all?
Peacock causes $500 in damages after crashing California liquor store – Why is it a peacock always heads for the good stuff?
'Kill some Jews' tweet gets Texas pre-school teacher fired – Well, yeah! The constitution says you can’t mention any religion in school.
911 call for ride to Hooters ended with trip to Florida jail – I have got to figure out how this Uber thing works.
North Korea slams Trump for pulling out of Paris Climate Agreement – Interesting that the country threatening to incinerate Hawaii is worried about global warming.
Mississippi girl helps deliver baby brother – She then complained to her mom that “He’s touching me!”
California man shot in hand with Rice Krispies – Is the perpetrator a cereal killer.
A saint’s brain is stolen and Catholics pray for its return – St. Anthony St. Anthony, please come around something is lost and needs to be found.
Prosecutors rest their case at Bill Cosby's trial – Maybe they should have checked their water glass before taking a gulp.
And the Feel-Good story of the week:
Illinois man jumps into moving car to save a stranger's life – Yes, there is a video!
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/06/04/illinois-man-jumps-into-moving-car-to-save-strangers-life-see-video.html
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